He is not in Laguna Beach eating at Hapi Sushi, though that would be totally delicious.
He is not wine tasting in Carlsbad with child number 1, #2, and also a Sue... Though that would be oh so relaxing.
So where are you Mr. Greenfield, on this special day of yours? In a London pub having a yummy pint? Relaxing on an exotic English beach? Walking in an English Garden?
Do tell, we are all ears...
Love you here, there, and everywhere!